im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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