i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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