You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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