We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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