Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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