she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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