Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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