I need help removing her.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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