she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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