yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
