i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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