There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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