I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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