Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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