Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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