Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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