Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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