Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
