dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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