I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Randomize
