This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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