Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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