so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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