i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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