this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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