she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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