names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
In America we eat man semen.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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