This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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