Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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