North Korea, Best Korea!
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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