Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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