You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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