Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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