I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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