We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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