Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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