I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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