she sounds like chewbacca in bed
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Your penis caused this!
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