You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
