Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
