you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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