So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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