Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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