Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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