these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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