what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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