Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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