this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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