did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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