so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
